From Sesame Street?
1. Readership has dropped from 200+ hits per day to a little over a hundred. I know about 89 of them. Pout.
2. I will not divulge much information about the job, but I can safely say that I love-love-love-freakin'-love it. It's like I went to eHarmony. Perfect fit.
3. My screenplay placed second in the Tinseltown 10 contest. I can't find a link, so you'll just have to trust me. Now, my screenplay will be shipped to the "top ten" agencies in L.A.-la land.
4. I'm going to be hypnotized at a company party next week.
Which one isn't true?