"What? There are ads now? What a sell-out."
Oh, you have no idea. But this isn't about the ads.
I'm in talks with an agency that gives books to children. I'd like to do something for them, perhaps a PayPal donation for literacy. Since my platform is extreme literacy (now, wouldn't this make a fascinating television show - sweat beading on my face, zoom in on my eyes flickering back and forth across the pages), I believe that I need to make a statement other than "I can read a lot of books - oh, and drink a lot of cocktails."
Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions?